Austin Dyer Special

The act of searching for a naked blonde-haired, blue eyed, 5'4 male, when you find one that fits the description, you stare at him until they walk towards you to signal that they are about to ejaculate. When he is on the edge of ejaculating, do the Muhammed Ali shuffle and say, "The Eye of Cthulhu is approaching!" and you pull out your eyeballs and shove them up his anal cavity.

"I heard Wendy's is serving the Austin Dyer Special for $5."
"Are you fucking shitting me?"
"Deadass."
"..."
"Grab your keys, nigga, what are you waiting for?"
"I'm waiting for him to stop staring at me."
"Who's him?"
"I'M HIM." - Lebron James
"BIG TWENTY-THREEEEEEEEEEEEE."

by BangalangMan February 15, 2025

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Austin evans

Hey guyys, this is Austin.

Austin Evans is Linus Sebastian KitKat's enemy.

by pseudophyle September 27, 2023

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Austin-truaxing

When you don’t get the joke and you then you proceed to ruin everyone’s fun time with some lame boring matter-of-facting bullshit

Man, I’m so tired of Carl always being a buzzkill with his Austin-truaxing, captain obvious ass.

by Maybe Swifty? September 12, 2021

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Austin maple

This is a very fun loving person. He is a bis silly and naughty but he is a good friend. He really knows how to bring out the sigma in me and all of his peers. He is great at greening out off pens because he is a stupid cunt.he loves his cat and has sexual intentions with orsen.

“Austin maple you daft cunt” says mr faggot

by Pussyjucedrinker420 May 13, 2024

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