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Do you want a cookie

When an asshole/piece of shit thinks he did something very admirable and he keeps being annoying about it. This response is used to display the emotion of annoyance and basically saying "do you want to be rewarded fucker"
Jack: Hahaha, I scored higher on this test than you.
John: Okay bitch, do you want a cookie or something
by Pipopaido December 25, 2023
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A line said by soldier from Team Fortress 2 when he dominated an enemy
Enemy scout that was killed by soldier for the 3rd time: *Death scream*

Soldier: If god had wanted you to live he would not have created me!
by TheStolenCookie October 23, 2022
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Wanted

"If you wanted what I want you to wanted instead of what you actually want... I wouldn't have to work to deprive you of the things you want until there's nothing left except the things I want you to want and suffering." Which is the plan. Do what I want of you consent to you own suffering. Another uno reverse. Not going to work because all other issues are secondary to my thing. I'll just kill a kid. You're effective trying to restrict everyone BUT me because I'll be too dead for anything you do to have an effect.
Hym "You've taken everything I've said I've wanted... And then FABRICATED ENTIRELY a reason for people not to be given those things... And you're trying to impose it from the top down. You don't know better than everyone. You have a God complex and the world improves the second you die."
by Hym Iam February 24, 2024
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<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>those born in the year of the Monkey want to know about everything and have the potential to be brilliant in just about anything. They have prodigious memories<.7.9.7.6.>
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a phrase used commonly by indian married males to 14 year old girls on omegle. the "friendship" will be ended when he tries to peer pressure you into sending nudes.
"becky i want to make friendship with you"
"arent you married?"
"yes yes but its good"
"???"
by bitchboysaga6969 February 9, 2021
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