CP Warrior

Calling somebody a CP Warrior refers to that persons possession of child pornography and active attempt of justification by saying ungodly shit like: "They said they wanted to" or "If I'm as old as them, it's not illegal". Typically aged 13-16, failed foundation maths and have a biblical name.

Luke: "They're 15 and I'm 15 so it cancels out!"
Ethan: "Piss off you sub-mongoloid-intelligence CP Warrior."

by SonyBravia February 8, 2025

Ethor the Legendary Warrior

An illiterate special snowflake that doesn't know how to take critics.

"Damn, don't be Ethor the Legendary Warrior. Learn the difference between critique and destructive criticism."

by Snake_Prick April 23, 2017

Corridor Warrior

A bureaucrat (potentially with good intentions or an optimistic belief in his ability to change lives for the better) whose area of battle is a corridor. Loiters outside office in long corridors, using the informal space to perform job-related tasks and politicking which should take place inside the office.

"Dave's a bit ineffectual in his role, really."
"You're not seeing him in his natural battle-space - he's a real corridor warrior."

by Annamac December 8, 2009

Caffeine Warrior

A person, typically between the ages 13 and 19, who consumes an unhealthy amount of caffeine thinking it will help them tryhard better in first person shooter games

Dude Insert Username is such a Caffeine warrior poor guy's gonna have a heart attack if he keeps it up, your health is more important than your skills in a video game.

by o_aoo February 18, 2021

Welfare Warrior

An unemployed shit talker who needs government assistance to stay off the streets.

Johnny: “Don’t walk through that neighborhood, it’s full of welfare warriors”
Tim: “Oh shit, I didn’t notice since its night time”

by Goofy Goober YEA September 25, 2025

Sub 70 IQ Warrior

Coined by V and T, This refers to the diagnostic criteria to be classified as Intellectually disabled. Often used when someone does something deemed "stupid."

"Look at that Sub 70 IQ Warrior, can't even put his words together!"

by Vicki-Mango September 17, 2025

dirty warrior

The act of engaging in anal sex (doggy style position) and feces comes out, so you proceed to take your index fingers on both hands and scoop it up and swipe it under your eyes like warrior paint, and proceed with the deed.

Mikey was giving Erica anal, and a little poop came out, so he became a dirty warrior.

by Dirty Warrior April 28, 2024