The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
by RustyTimes November 25, 2010
Get the Rusty venturemug. An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.
I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.
by DonkeyDongDoug October 2, 2018
Get the Rusty Snatchmug. A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.
Oh that's disgusting!!
by Bless up October 5, 2016
Get the rusty duncanmug. A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 25, 2010
Get the Rusty Venturemug. Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007
Get the Rusty Funnellmug. The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010
Get the Rusty BuZZkiLLaRmug. by JoeMama420 March 23, 2011
Get the rusty boxmug.