rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.

That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!

by Brokencheerio January 11, 2016

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy November 08, 2007

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 30, 2012

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 29, 2018

rusty hotdog

When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.

Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.

by WrinkleWinkieTwinklez March 10, 2017

Rusty Cup

A term used to describe a sports professional past his/her prime. Most commonly used in association with a washed-up baseball catcher or a previously successful golfer.

"He was such a good catcher, and now he's just an ol' rusty cup."

by Brainiac January 09, 2005

A Rusty Spoon

Spooning with your girlfriend when she is on her period.

Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!

by InvictusTotalis April 12, 2016