me when ur mom

an expression used to compare what just happened to the action of violent ejaculation, which occurs when beholding your mother.

albert: haha look at the coke and mentos explosion!
chadwick: yes, it looks a lot like me when ur mom

by W.E.M. February 15, 2022

Ur dad double lesbian

The most powerful insult. If you use this against anyone they will be teleported into the 5th dimension.

O.J. Simpson: I did not kill her
Judge: yes
O.J. Simpson: ur dad double lesbian

Judge: fucking implodes

by Ur dad gay March 9, 2018

Ur nan fat lol

A insult used by 3rd graders

No one:
Random kid: Ur nan fat lol

by Beansfordabois August 31, 2019

ur cats got tits

Best insult going. Only used by the most savage people and have the dankest memes

Finlay~ I’ll shave your gran

Jack~ ur cats got tits

Finlay~ so does yer dad

by Jack Buckley May 10, 2018

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*

by DOOONKEH June 14, 2018

Herpin ur derp

you must be James to understand or use this phrase.

James: Go back to herpin ur derp.
Me: how do i herp a derp and what is it?

by Lumba__Jack October 18, 2010

Ur Mom Lol

an answer people use for some reason. I am one of those people.

person1: What do you see yourself doing in 10 years

person2: ur mom lol

by Bumcheekmadness April 15, 2022