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SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!
SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.
by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011
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365 day snap streak

When you and someone achieve 365 day snap streak you must send eachother a nude.
Desiree and I hit a 365 day snap streak, she said she would let me see her boobs.
by Eljef3 June 4, 2024
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Snap Back

Refers to the vaginas most amazing ability to "snap back" after it has been extremely stretched to full capacity by either a gargantuous penis, a larger sex toy, and/or squeezing a fuck trophy down the vagina canal causing with the hips to become wider then af5er you have completely recouped from the lack of better term "stretching and expanding"

Vagina. Now if it's tighter than before and you got a good those good controllable Squeeze Box muscles from practicing your kegels and can squeeze every last drop of toothpaste out of the tube from bottom to tip the vagina can now be referred to as a "SnapBack".
Nico: Hey have you seen. Anita since she popped out that dudes little fuck trophy?
Jim: No man I haven't, why what's up.?
Nico: saw that dirty whore yesterday she said I need a dick so I told her " I got this oversized man meet right here, i hope you got that "SnapBack" bitch. If I like it maybe I'll throw another Trophy up in you like your brother did. I didn't even get to finish though I ended up busting that snap back open.
by Nico Morales April 27, 2022
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Snap

A group of red heads or gingers. Can also refer to a red heads group of ginger friends. From "Ginger Snap."
1. "Look at that Snap over there!"
2. "If you mess with a Ginger they will send their Snap after you."
by Beanandick January 12, 2015
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Snap-edging

When having a streak the famous app Snapchat with a friend and they decide to wait till the timer emoji pops up to reply back to you.
You: “bro stop snap-edging me and send a snap back
Bro: “Ayy my fault blud”
by TonyBalonie55 March 14, 2024
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Fast walk finger snap

Walking like a speed walker while you are snapping fingers with both hands, a nice alternating sequence. You are on your way to the next pub looking for sluts, flirting women, trying to get laid.
by Tom Cruisin Bra February 23, 2023
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snap shatter

One who consistently shares their time on the porcelain throne with all of their friends Via SnapChat.
My friends list on snapchat is full of Snap Shatters. All I ever see is turds.
by TheGirlBird March 11, 2014
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