No Simp Paradox

The misconception that some actions of simping can be interpreted as no simping. Some actions are simping regardless if you do them or not. The action of holding a door for the female gender is clearly related to simping. However, by you revoking the action, the females simp-radar might catch the act by thinking "wow, he does not want me to know he likes me, that's why he wont hold the door for me".
You're really about to fuck up no simp september bro, you've been caught by the no simp paradox
by Ph.D. in No Simping September 16, 2020
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Stealth Simp

A simp who simps behind the scenes. Lowkey simping without anyone knowing; borderline stalking.
Damn Johnny saw that girl by the bar and he’s been following her around the whole cruise but won’t even talk to her. He’s really stealth simping out here.
by Str8F4cts June 08, 2020
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Quit Simping

A brand created by YouTuber Evan Sousa to tell the younger generation to chase their dreams instead of girls who you aren’t even dating yet
Friend: “yo I’m gonna go hang with Becca tonight instead of the boys
Boys: Quit Simping bro...
by Smallppalex April 10, 2021
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No simp day

On the 4th of November no boy who is 14 names jaykay ahem I mean name is unknown has to stop dumping and come back to the boys
Jaykay oh shit I Mean boy stop dumping and come back to the boys it’s no simp day cunt
by Non simp day October 04, 2020
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Simp for ron

When a girl named gabbie says im a simp for ron it means she is madly in love with Ronald Billius Weasley
by gabrichards November 26, 2020
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OJ Simp

A man who gets every woman and kills them in there sleep, getting away with it.
OJ Simp: Pokimane, you should go to bed because I'm going to get my boi Johnny Cochran to talk about Chewbacca. *stabby stabby stabby*
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Beast Simp

A male animal domesticated or wild that won’t stop having sex or mating with a female animal and skips time with his bros or even hunting.
My dog is a beast simp he won’t stop humping the neighbors dog.
by The Simp Professor April 28, 2020
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