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A piece of crap that make us do work that were never going to use
by kammkammkamm November 11, 2020
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School

-Six
-Cruel
-Hours
-Of
-Our
-Lives
Teacher: Who likes school?
Pupil: Not Me
Teacher: Why?
Pupil: 'cause it is six cruel hours of our lives
Teacher; Oh....
by CuddlingPanda124 May 1, 2015
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School

Sudden tests from teachers, using dirty tactics

Cheating is popular and widely practiced

Hypocritical preachers, who say no eating yet enjoy potato chips

“Okay class, you can ask questions,” they would say. But then, “Why weren’t you listening.”

“Of course I couldn’t hear you, I fell asleep cause you’re so boring.”

Life is boring in school, but friends are a great nourishment
Student: *proceeds to pull out a snack*
Teacher: No eating in class, this is SCHOOL *proceeds to open bag of chips*
by GunInAKnifeFight June 10, 2020
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school

school was "good" today
by potato uwu September 13, 2020
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School

I clearly didn't learn enough today at school and I have to go back again tomorrow.
by ewiexist October 8, 2017
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School

A synonym to prison for children
It wastes your precious childhood
Kid1: I want to die.
Kid2: School?
Kid1: Yeah..
by Nobody °<° June 4, 2018
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School

You wake up way too goddamn early just to go to a hell hole and sit and fuckin a hour long classes learning about shit you don't give 1 goddamn fuck about. The goddamn teacher claims we would use the skills when you older. Then when you get home the cunt-ass teachers make you do book reports and homework knowing goddamn well we ain't gonna do the shit. It's basically jail.We locked in the place for seven hours and a bell dismisses us.
Teacher:you have a 3 page essay due next week
Me: Fuck school.
by Dtf_jk January 8, 2019
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