Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007

rusty lookin

old: dirty: raunchy, not cool lookin;ugly

Boy get your own rusty lookin behind on somewhere

by jazzy jazz August 5, 2008

Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.

mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..

by rusty tea September 17, 2014

rusty cheeseburger

The Act of fisting a girl in her ass with a cheeseburger then eating it.

I'm hungry and horny, lets have ourselves a rusty cheeseburger

by JustTooChewy August 1, 2015

Rusty Shower

The act of pissing in someones anus wile giving anle sex then the pitcher pulls out having the catcher fart and spray the pitcher with a rusty looking discharge.

I pissed while fucking him in the ass then he hit me with a rusty shower

rusty shower

by Big D's party July 1, 2016

Rusty Trombone

When you use an extra long bendy straw to blow cocaine up your own butthole

My nose was so clogged that I had to rusty trombone the rest of my eight ball.

by RustyBone January 10, 2019

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 25, 2019