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Rusty Venture

Verb. The most misunderstood and vile sex act in existence.

Descriptions vary from a complex excrement-enhanced onanistic act to a diving gear enhanced act of mutual ejaculate transfer.

Use of the term is generally only worth using speculatively, as the offer of a Rusty Venture generally leads to a night with mrs palm and her five lovely daughters
1) A Rusty Venture? It's when you **** the ***** with a *** in your ***** and push the sharp bit in your ****.

2) You're totally wrong, a Rusty Venture is when you push your elbow up her ******* and your **** down her throat. You then make a move like you're pumping up your bicycle and then you pull both out and **** in her ***.

3) IT'S A POOP HANDJOB!
by Blind Philip November 26, 2010
mugGet the Rusty Venturemug.

Rusty Cage

enjamin Stuart Steele (born: January 24, 1990 age 30), better known online as Rusty Cage, is an American YouTuber and musician, who lives in Gainesville, Florida.

Originally starting out on YouTube in 2008 with a channel called RustyCage352,he is known for making the Knife Game Song, dubbed the "Internet's Most Dangerous Game" in 2013, after gaining notoriety after being covered by a Norwegian girl by the name of Hanna Ellingseter. Subsequently, he was invited to go to Germany to compete in the game show "Unschlagbar" where he managed to be the fastest knife player and won 50,000 €, or 57,870 USD. For years he continued to make a series of Knife Game Songs, adding up to a total of 34 videos (but no longer desires to make them). Rusty uploads cover songs as well as original music. He also does various series such as "Rusty Rants" and "Rusty Responds." He became even more popular upon releasing "The Cuss Word Song", a spinoff of "How to Lose Subscribers 3".

Rusty Cage has collaborated and been featured with other YouTubers like Mumkey Jones and Nerd City.

He is part of the State Of The YouTube podcast with Mumkey Jones and EmpLemon. His online name is coincidentally shared by a Soundgarden song of the same name.
by UrbanCages April 17, 2020
mugGet the Rusty Cagemug.

Rusty BuZZkiLLaR

The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.

1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)

2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.

3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.

4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.

5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
by Purple Reilly January 1, 2010
mugGet the Rusty BuZZkiLLaRmug.

rusty mushroom

upon finishing anal sex when the male pulls out and has poop residue on his mushroom stick
Friend 1: Did you have fun with Heather last night?

Friend 2: Yea we had dinner and screwed and she let me put it in her backdoor but when we finished I had to go clean off ASAP because she left me with a rusty mushroom.
by SunDiablo September 6, 2013
mugGet the rusty mushroommug.

Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
mugGet the Rusty Cleavermug.

Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.
mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..
by rusty tea September 17, 2014
mugGet the Rusty Teamug.

rusty horse

When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.

The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
by PJBJ January 24, 2017
mugGet the rusty horsemug.

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