Rusty Bead

The act of using anal beads after they have already been used and covered in feces "rust"

Boy Ryan really enjoys giving himself a rusty bead after Mondo is done using his anal beads.

by RTB1 December 27, 2011

rusty key

A penis that hasn't been used in a long while.

That old man probably hasn't used his rusty key in years!

by Brokencheerio January 11, 2016

Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.

Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.

by Graham Glamboy November 08, 2007

Rusty sprinkler

When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.

Did you see Robert's face when Lauren gave him a rusty sprinkler?

by Itsmetho1 January 26, 2019

rusty lopez

while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.

i walked into my BEQ and my roomate was giving himself a rusty lopez....so i joined him

by trent malibu July 30, 2012

Rusty Eggplant

a old mans (above age of 80) penis

That old man has one Rusty Eggplant.

by MemeMaster64 September 29, 2018

rusty hotdog

When you and your girl do anal without proper preparation and on the pullout there's poop left over on your dick.

Man, me and my girl tried anal the other day and she gave me a rusty hotdog.

by WrinkleWinkieTwinklez March 10, 2017