ime

ime is the most annoying and stupid name in the world, i'd do anything to kill all the people with this name

Ime: what is the worst thing in the world?
someone smart: you. just you.

by beautyegirl May 9, 2020

im fine

something you say when your not fine

person1:hey you just got shot u good?

person:2:im fine

by not technoblade January 21, 2021

im

When you're too fucking goddamn lazy to put an apostrophe in the word "I'm." Don't expect people who use them to be on phone, since they most likely will have autocorrect, since phones are fucking retarded nowadays. They are mostly on computer, since computer doesn't have autocorrect.

Mike: "im going to the store."
Jimm: "*I'm."
Mike: "i know, 'im.'"
Jimm: "Fucking stupid idiot."

by Crabics February 13, 2021

im 18 years old

you have gun,but not a fucking beer

Dad:Son,go to store,i need beer
Son:*arrives with Glock-19*,Dad you forgot,im 18 years old

by i tried to kill my self September 13, 2023

im nigga

you understand that ur a nigga

tyrone: u nigga

you: im nigga

tyrone: yeah i said that

by neo_nuke420 March 3, 2024

Im gay

The solution of everything. Say it and you can save yourself from all the annoying situations

Ugly fat girl : Do you want to date me?
Boy: Im gay

« Ugly fat girl run away »
Boy: Thanks god

Boss: You are fired
Boy: But im gay
Boss: ok you are unfired cause i dont want to be homophobic

by Dont read this motherfu September 9, 2022

Ime

Ime stands for In my experience.

Person 1 is texting Person 2

"Dogs don't like it when you lick them back ime."
Or

Person 1: "Do dogs like being licked back?"

Person 2: "Not ime."

by THELIZARDKING907 December 18, 2023