im dead for you

I love you so much it hurts- I'm dead. Whatever you did made me laugh or smile a LOT in appreciation for you.

Sister: *sends pic of her baby doing something cute and silly*
Me: OMG IM DEAD FOR YOU baby! I LOVE HER!

by Juniegirl709 September 15, 2023

im cooked

when you know something bad is gonna happen

Student 1: Bro im cooked, that test was so hard
Student 2: I know dude and i studied all night for it too

by BurritoBunny March 30, 2024

im cut ladies

a phrase used by the southern hostess at your local applebees when she's about to leave your entire section dirty and go home for the day without a care in the world

annette: "im cut ladies."
kendall: "time to go clean table 25 i guess."

by jamietinklepuss October 19, 2025

im lucky pic

to show your favorite pictures of your significant other

MC: Yo my girl so bad
Friend: Lemme see your Im lucky pic
MC: here *shows best pictures of gf/bf*

by iaminloveiwithmygirlfriend October 18, 2022

im an army but-

"im an army but-" is an iconic phrase used by stans who are going to throw bts or the army fandom under the bus, or are pick mes who want to be accepted by other stans

Person A: Did you know *this person* did *blahblahblah*

Person B: They did? Im an army but-

by joonlvrs November 4, 2021

IMS

Irritable Mouth Syndrome - When you can't keep your mouth shut and spill all the secrets or are just constantly talking shit. Verbal diarrhea.

That mother fucker can't keep a secret. He got IMS.

by Chrisneverdies April 20, 2022

MCG IM

Exclusive number plate seen on luxury cars throughout the UK, if spotted, know that it’s expensive!

I just saw the ‘MCG IM’ number plate on a Maserati GranTurismo, you know who that is...

by MCG IM August 6, 2018