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I have to tell u something

1.When ur crush texts you and then u get that felling in your stomach

2.when ur boyfriend texts u and says that u just shit your self since ur so scared he will break up with u
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Crush:Hey I have to tell u something .
Me:ok what’s up .
Me inside:holy shit is this really happening .
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Boyfriend:hey I have to tell you something

Me:oh ok what’s up

Me inside :shit is this really fucking happening
by Mainbitch2.0 February 28, 2019
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a load that should have been swallowed

a poor excuse for a human being, any criminal, covict, drug addict, alcoholic, basically a menice to society. A PIECE OF SHIT.
The father should have ejaculated in the mother's mouth and not in her taco making a baby. Hence, the baby is a load that should have been swallowed
Damn, that kid is a load that should have been swallowed.
by dk3 December 31, 2003
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i have no words to use so...

<marquee>I AM OUT OF WORDS</marquee>
by bored August 14, 2002
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never ever have i ever

a "gettin" drunk game that u play. Everyone sits in a circle with their drink and u go around the circle and each person has to say something that they have never done, but whne u say it u say.."never ever have i ever...(and then the thing that you've never done.) and anyone in the circle who has done the thing u said.. MUST take a drink!
"never ever have i ever done pot laced with angel dust"

(anyone who has done pot laced with angel dust, must take a drink)
by Ashley June 18, 2006
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Have your cake and eat it too

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too
by Brownedbanana May 7, 2020
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have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.
A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.
by NADROJ January 21, 2004
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You have good taste in music

When someone says you have good taste in music, what they mean is:

1. "You like the exact same music I do, so you must like good music"

2. "I'm mainstream as fuck, and you seem indie, so you must be like a music god"

3. "I don't have anything else nice to say about you, so I'm going to pretend that the music you listen to isn't shit."
1. You like Radiohead? You have good taste in music!

2. Oh, I've never heard of that band. But you have good taste in music.

3. Any guy would be lucky to date you! You're pretty, and, uh, smart. And, uh, you have good taste in music."
by Skaska March 8, 2009
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