An adult male who acts like a prissy 13year old girl when she doesn't get her way in a relationship. As bizarre and silly as these buffoonish spectacles can be, it loses it's entertainment value once it becomes abusive (which is quite common). Symptoms of selective testicle ascending syndrome include but are not limited to: spiteful gossiping about his SO to their friends, effeminate gesturing and sensitivities in private, is in competition with most other males (how she tries to prove her manhood), proves every month for about a week that men do get periods. giving the silent treatment, throwing loud, tearful tantrums in public, hitting herself during those tantrums, putting extra effort into losing weight and improving aesthetics while SO is pregnant, getting having more better quality beauty products, bags and shoes than you, is competitive and tries to make you feel inferior at doing everything. remarks and questions intended to make you doubt or feel bad about yourself, both on a superficial and spiritual level, behaviors normally associated with negative female stereotypes
GF: Do you have to gawk and hit on every woman that walks by? It's so hurtful.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
Her/him: Well, lose some weight, or do ____ and maybe you'll get my attention too.
Woman passerby: Eww, what a gross little he-bitch.
by TalkingAlleyMeowth June 14, 2019

by cyclone24 September 3, 2022

“He eh” is a very legitimate exclamation, that has mustered consensus from an inordinate number of reputable academics, prominent politicians, and other highly credible profesionalls, to not only be synonymous to the word “yes”, but to also be a perfectly acceptable - without dispute, phrase to express affirmation.
by Lord Emperor February 5, 2019

by fatbluntforcetrauma August 25, 2021

by GotiniqBavnqr64 October 7, 2022

In an attempt to hide how indefinitely trash they are at Call of Duty, the suspected player yells out that he almost got the kill, but died a second after, meaning that they would only take one shot to kill.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
Trash Player: BRO HE'S ONE SHOT!
Decent Player: But he took 30 shots before he died.
Trash Player: He must have healed.
by depchar December 15, 2021

Lil Nas X’s comment from Rap’s Instagram post that said Tony Hawk is selling skateboards with blood in them, Lil Nas X did the same thing with his Demon Nike shoes that he got in a lawsuit with.
by p0llz August 25, 2021
