The god of pick-up lines. Probably the most smooth, handsome, and hilarious person you'll ever meet. This man is not only fast on the track, but also fast to steal your girl. His regiment of pick-up lines make all other guys, besides his four demigods, seem sub-par. His mortal form takes shape as a guy names Garrett or "@not_garrettm" on twitter. Some of his powers include: Being able to snatch your girl, using pick-up lines to manipilulate people, the ability to rate a girl 1-10 in the first 7 seconds of seeing her, and he can even rub his stomach and pat his head at the same time. Pick-Up God is the most handsome and funny person you'll ever meet. If you ever get the chance to be in his prescene, listen to his pick-up line, you won't be dissapointed.
"Are you talking to anyone right now?"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
"Well this guy came up to me and said a pick-up line and gave me his number."
"OMG that must be the Pick-Up God!"
by Ahotchick April 22, 2014
Get the pick-up godmug. 
shayan jahashanibitch
by ieatpussay March 6, 2022
Get the pick me girlmug. When a wankster decides to use "rapper" language to ask you your name as if he is trying to hit on you.
I was outside of the drug store and this guy used parking lot pick-up to try and get me to go with him.
by Clhaeulrseena September 29, 2009
Get the Parking Lot Pick-upmug. A man who asserts that he is unlike ("not all men" movement) most other men, in order to gain attention, approval and considered innocent of the actions of other people (men in this scenario).
Same definition of "pick me girl".
Same definition of "pick me girl".
"not all men! *proceeds to generalize about all women*"
"I'm not like this, not all men are like this."
Sentences of a "pick me boy".
"I'm not like this, not all men are like this."
Sentences of a "pick me boy".
by terrashy August 25, 2023
Get the Pick me boymug. Says the guy who works for a company that picks on Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez CONSTANTLY! Laughs at crying trans women. Mocks feminists daily.
Daily Wire Guy "WE WERE GOING TO GIVE MILLIONS OF DOLLARS TO A GUY THE PSYCHOLOGY ABUSES HIS WIFE! WE PICK ON WOMEN ALL THE TIME! BUT DO NOT PICK ON WOMEN.... Because then you're not a GOOD MAN LIKE I AM!"
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
Get the Do not pick on womenmug.