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Give the monkey what she wants

To put forth the necessary effort to ensure the satisfaction of all involved parties in a particular situation.
“This presentation needs to be perfect, or my boss is going to be up my ass crack without a paddle. I’m really going to have to give the monkey what she wants, or I’ll be out of a job faster than you can say ‘Can you lend a coworker a pencil?’”
by Skronx July 5, 2021
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Want

You...
Hym "Are perfectly and completely aware of what I want and I know that you know that I know that you are both aware and perfectly capable of giving it to me. You also what I don't want. And what you are doing here... And this is something you have yet to reconcile with because you're a retarded piece of shit... It's like the scene from Rick and Morty. Where Rick and Jerry are at immortality world and they hit Rick with a neural dampener because he has upgrades of a certain quality and Jerry asks Rick what kind of food he wants and Jerry picks the other one. Except instead of Sci fi tech it's just an infection eating at my brain. I'm not a child. You aren't my parents. I created AI and my mind works better than yours does. My behavior has absolutely no relationship to whether or not you have to credit or pay me because it isn't a reward for good behavior. It is a right that I have to be given due compensation for my labor and my property."
by Hym Iam January 10, 2025
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I Want To Move To Slough

Another way of saying "I want to end my existence"
Person: "Dude, I'm on a 16 hour shift. I want to move to slough"
by Digimonchallenges May 27, 2022
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There's a reason people don't want to serve

So we have to kick out the people who DO want to serve because they are trans or because they don't want to be discriminated against on the basis of immutable qualities.
Hym "There's a reason people don't want to serve and the reason is that your rights are meaningless and they have no bearing on your quality of life because if it is politically inconvenience or upholding those rights would subvert the orthodoxy those rights are not going to be acknowledged. Therefore, to join the military would be to kill and die for rights that you don't actually have so that your wife can get piped by a fat cock while you're on tour and then you can come home and be a hobo. That's the reason."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2024
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