ur mum wack gay

just don't

it's instant death

just

just do not

Person 1: Hey fuck u bro
Person 2: *eyes turn solid red, starts floating in the air*
Person 2: ur mum...
Person 1: P-please
Person 1:I-I didn't m-mean to
Person 2: UR MUM
Person 1: NOOOO
Person 2: UR MUM WACK GAY
Person 1: *disintegrates, screaming in agony*

by myguysayswhy June 5, 2018

Ur Dad Left lmao

f imagine bro. he banging someone better than ur mum that is dead!!!! LMAOOOO F

Ur dad left lmao ur bad kid

by LeBabyAnt April 26, 2021

me when ur mom

an expression used to compare what just happened to the action of violent ejaculation, which occurs when beholding your mother.

albert: haha look at the coke and mentos explosion!
chadwick: yes, it looks a lot like me when ur mom

by W.E.M. February 15, 2022

ur mommy in my bed

“ur mommy in my bed” means that your mother is in my bed. It is self explanatory

Hey Grace, ur mommy in my bed

by s_jaffe February 27, 2022

Ur Family Tree LGBT

The ultimate insult. Everytime this is said, 1 planet is destroyed and the recipient of the insult is sent to purgatory.

1: Ur mom gay
2: Ur dad lesbian
1: Ur granny tranny
2: No u
1: Ur sisters a mister
2: Ur brothers a mother
1: Ur grandpap a trap
2: don't make me fucking say it
1: do it you won't
2: ur family tree LGBT
*World explodes, 1 is sent to purgatory for the rest of eternity*

by DOOONKEH June 14, 2018

Herpin ur derp

you must be James to understand or use this phrase.

James: Go back to herpin ur derp.
Me: how do i herp a derp and what is it?

by Lumba__Jack October 18, 2010

Lick ur ass

to suck up to someone

so wat?
Reply: im sorry but im not saying it because i wanna Lick ur ass just to set things straight

by Graciie1402 July 18, 2009