Tim cheese

Tim cheese is the murderer of john pork, john pork was tryna smash tiana cheese (tim cheese's wife) and therefore he was murdeered brutally by tim cheese, tiana cheese has come out stating that the reason she went for john pork is due to tim cheese abusive and vulgarness around his own wife, many other people have came up about the case such a pengu. The detective of this case is agent 5.5, a balding old man that constantly looks like he is on some sort of weed. the case is yet to be closed and there is still lots more information to come, there has been hints of quandale dingle and other randoms being in the lore, but agent 5.5 must approve of this otherwise it's nonsense and not canon.

Tim cheese missed the head he was getting from tiana cheese so he swiss chessed john pork

by Kurzi :) March 30, 2025

Tim-ed It

When you hit the white cue ball in a game of billiards and it misses every other ball on the table and ends up in on of the pockets. This is also know to a wider audience as a scratch.

Did you see how that person Tim-ed It?

by Chris=Hansen September 26, 2024

Tim Polish

Extremely attractive person incapable of social contact, thus ruining his chances at a meaningful relationship

“Wow what a loser, he’s such a Tim Polish”

by wannabetim December 7, 2022

The Tim Parks

1. The act of parking your dick in your woman, wife, etc... while only wearing Timberland boots. 2.Having sex wearing only timberland shoes or boots.

"I pulled the Tim Parks, plowed that hoe with nothing but my timberland boots on"!

by Jploppert April 21, 2018

Tim Jacobs

The man, the myth, the legend. He sees all and knows all, he is all powerful and all loving , in other words he is god.

Always living the ream!

Top quotes: 'Louis... glasses', 'James... spanner', 'Right C'MON then', 'Time for tea', Henry... phone'

James; Ahhh mate I've fucked my job...
Max; Better call Tim Jacobs then...
James; I wont tell him, he might scrap it...

by ebotnomed April 2, 2019

TIM

Stands for: the Instagram model
Also refers to a person who has had many plastic surgery procedures

~Mrs. _____ is a TIM

by AlishaNumbry February 9, 2019

Tim

Tim is a baller.
He‘s tall and playing basketball all the time. He‘s smart, funny and handsome.
Sometimes he can be a bit annoying, but he always tries his best.
A Tim has many friends but he only trusts few of them.
When Tim grows up he‘s going to be an NBAplayer.

If you have a Tim hang onto him.

Is that Tim?

He‘s so tall, it must be a Tim!

by Sidney.CoM November 22, 2021