Internet Locust

A term defining a group of people from the United States Marine websites who have traveled from forum to forum and caused havoc, create tension and hate and discontent through their repeated rule breaking.
"....those damn internet locust have been here, did you see Mil.com? they trashed it."
by TBone1812 May 02, 2008
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internet me

When someone's cellphone is broken and therefore needs to be contacted through the internet.
Facebook status update: phone is broken. internet me.
by Draco723 February 17, 2012
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internet depression

When you feel depressed over something that happens on the Internet, such as all your friends being banned from your favorite forum because you happened to share the same e-mail account or when you and your RP accounts get banned from Skype.
A: Did you hear about Kyle? Boy, did he suffer from internet depression.
B: What happened?
A: He got banned from Skype for RPing. Apparently, because he was RPing, people thought he was schizo since they actually thought he believed he was his own fictional characters.
B: Sweet baby Jesus. That's the worst thing that could happen to somebody.
A: I know, right?
by Thatguywith2020vision June 26, 2011
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Internet Period

When one's internet runs slow for a few days and becomes annoying
Guy 1: I downloaded this album and it took me a day

Guy 2: your internet has been shit for the past few days

Guy 1: Yeah its on its internet period I can't be bothered with it
by really! August 18, 2009
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internet nod

The act of reading something on the internet (on usenet, in the days before the web was invented) and simply physically nodding your head in agreement rather than posting a (content-free) "me too" message.
Yeah, I saw that, and I gave it an internet nod.
by GrumpyOldMan August 27, 2014
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farm internet

when you internet is so slow it's like you live on the farm
Dam Ben! Why you still paying for this farm internet - upgrade man!
by daads1234 January 17, 2018
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Wet Internet

Damn Metehan, you're always surfing that wet internet!
by totalfuckup August 14, 2014
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