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Rusty Cleaver

A person in the workplace whose skill set is well ingrained in the past decade. Typically found denouncing new ideas and technologies, dropping buzzwords, and hacking together bits and pieces of other people's work in an attempt to appear knowledgeable.
Eric was brought on the development team as an expert, but we quickly found out he was nothing but a Rusty Cleaver.
by The Saver March 9, 2011
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rusty duncan

A sex act where someone defecates on their neighbors head while said neighbor sucks their penis from behind
Hey man how'd it go with that girl last night?

Pretty well except she kept asking me to give her a rusty duncan.

Oh that's disgusting!!
by Bless up October 5, 2016
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Rusty venture

The Definition of a Rusty Venture is highly disputed, but the first Rusty Venture took place in a young boys room. A Rusty Venture is when you jerk off too much and your Junk turns red.
The boy soon realized the mistake giving himself a Rusty Venture.
by RustyTimes November 25, 2010
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Rusty Snatch

An extremely smelly vagina that has a metallic twang to its odor. Origins include bad hygiene and a female being within the menstrual cycle window.
I tried to go down on this girl last night and she had a rusty snatch. It smelled like a rotten bag of old pennies.
by DonkeyDongDoug October 2, 2018
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Rusty Funnell

Similar to a Rusty Trombone but instead of going for the rudimentary reach around use three fingers to massage the gooch or genitals. Can also be named the 'Rusty Trumpet' but it is called Funnell due to the inventors actual Trumpet playing ability.
Lucy: Do you fancy a rusty trombone tonight?
Dicky: No thanks babe i fancy a slightly higher pitch.
Lucy: How about a rusty funnell?
Dicky: Thats my girl.
by Graham Glamboy December 3, 2007
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Rusty Venture

A sex act during which a male engages in anal intercourse with a man or woman, and then attempts to explore other body parts on his partner with his penis while there is still fecal matter on it.
I had so much shit smeared between my tits from that Rusty Venture you gave me last night!
by Dr. Mrs. The Green Man November 25, 2010
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Rusty Tea

ok, so a rusty tea is when your girlfriend starts a heavy flow period and she leaves her first tampon in untill the last day of her period, then while on hands and knees you remove the tampon, pour cold water into her vag and replug it with the tampon, wait for the water to steep to body temp and then pour it into a single mug to share.
mmmm baby, iv been brewing you a rusty tea for he last week..
by rusty tea September 17, 2014
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