by jazzy jazz July 14, 2008
The act of performing an "Arabian Hot Pocket" followed by a "Rusty Burrito" and finishing up with a "Golden Shower". Totally killing the buzz of any sexual gratification.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
1. Defecate into a condom and use it on the female as a dildo. (Arabian Hot Pocket)
2. Place the contents of the condom into the woman's menstruating vagina.
3. Initiate intercourse with the woman and ejaculate inside of her.
4. Immediately after ejaculation, give the woman oral sex until she orgasms.
5. After her orgasm, urinate on her face and tell her to clean up.
I told your girlfriend if she speaks out of turn again I'll give her the Rusty BuZZkiLLaR! If she talks back I'll follow it up with a Portuguese Bow Tie!
by Purple Reilly January 01, 2010
When someone is having anal sex and pulls out quickly and drags there penis across the other persons eyes.
by captain corpse May 31, 2012
When a man sticks his head up another man's ass and they pretend to be a centaur.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
The man on top can shoot a bow and arrow, but it's optional.
Centaurs are beautiful creatures, but rusty horses are more majestic.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
The other day I went to the rodeo and rusty horsed in the stables with my partner, luckily he didn't bring his bow and arrow this time.
by PJBJ January 24, 2017
while master bating with an oxidized iron pipe insert pinky into anal cavity and smear fecal matter across upper lip.
by trent malibu July 30, 2012
When a guy pees into another person's butt and then said person excretes the urine on another's face.
by Itsmetho1 January 26, 2019
Man #1: I didn't want it, but Jessica gave me A Rusty Spoon last night.
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
Man #2: Ugghh, that sounds terrible!
by InvictusTotalis April 12, 2016