Washing machine

Proper noun: A guy who is insanely attractive and usually a menace to females because they can't help but get stuck inside him metaphorically.

Hello and welcome to what the fuck is washing machine doing?
what is jenny doing in that washing machine?

by orekhao February 10, 2023

Doot machine

A vacuum used to stimulate ones doot.

Bethany bought herself a new doot machine.

by Anonymous359ht February 23, 2021

blockhead machine

a box of some sort which is placed on the head and is rotated vigorously in order to ruin the hairstyle of the victim- thus giving them A blockhead.

There is also blockhead resistant gel that can be worn to protect ones hairstyle.

Oh that Moonhead has got a proper blockhead after we got him with the blockhead machine! he's been merked

by Sie n Grev October 9, 2007

Machine

According to Mark Watson, a hat.

Oh look! A hat is a perfect Coconut-Flinging Machine!

by googlyeyes123 October 29, 2023

Natural machine word

The address size in the target architecture you compile your C program for, it used to be unsigned int all the time everywhere, now it’s unsigned long as of the amd64 aka x86-64 until we get 128-bit computers then all bets will be off in the LINUX KERNEL HELLSYUAH, but really it’s a size_t from stddef.h and oh shit dawg, that acid is starting to kick in and I feel funny

x86 has a natural machine word size of 32, and x86-64 has unsigned ints with a size of 32 (wtf?)

by Bad C dev November 9, 2024

Cleaning the Washing Machine

When you lick off the cum dripping down a penis after a blowjob.

Mike: Dude my was GF Cleaning the Washing Machine last night!
Tim: Nice, it must have been awesome.

by NotABanana August 13, 2015

Sardine Machine

A cramped vehicle with too many people inside, usually a train carriage, packed like sardines in a tin.

I can barely move in this sardine machine.

I'm not getting on that sardine machine, I'll wait for the next one

by XENOCRACY February 23, 2023