jew raped

The combination of jewed and raped.

The highest degree of suck, period.

person1: you didnt score at all?

person2: we didnt get a chance, we got jew raped.

by teh suck October 11, 2007

Professional Jew

A nice Jewish Boy who eats lots of bagels, and Plays the violin, who is greedy and dishonest as fuck, and who secretly engaged in homosexual sex at his bar mitzvah.

1. Larry, quit being a professional jew and get the fuck out of the bagel shop

by Buttfuckme August 01, 2019

Jew-walk

to walk in a straight line, even if the pathway you walk on is curved, causing you to bump your friends slowly off the road like a dumb ass bitch.

Dude, i was just strolling along next to Wil, and he totally jew-walked me off the sidewalk!

Thats fucked up man, wanna fight him?

Hell yeah i do!

by tyboogey September 20, 2009

jewing me

an extreme expression of negative shock or surprise.
pretty synonymous with "are you kidding?"

"You have to be jewing me!"

by lovemedead September 16, 2008

jew beanie

no such thing. is a yarmulke. pronounced YAH-muh-cuh
dont ever use jew beanie. jew beanie is bad.

put on your yarmulke, here comes hannukah. you should never use jew beanie.

by thejew06 March 21, 2006

jew out

when someone uses a ton of coupons at once

Adam loves to Jew out at Target. That cheap bastard.

by Adamsucks4life November 18, 2016

Jew-Slap

when one takes a large quantity of paper money and slaps another person with said wad of bills. Origin from the fact that jews poses large disposable sums of money.

After getting his paycheck in cash, Josh jew-slapped his co-workers.

by monkeyfaggotniggerchinkybeaner May 20, 2010