The act of reading something on the internet (on usenet, in the days before the web was invented) and simply physically nodding your head in agreement rather than posting a (content-free) "me too" message.
by GrumpyOldMan August 27, 2014
by daads1234 January 17, 2018
Porn on the internet
by totalfuckup August 14, 2014
Guy A: Oh, hey thanks for coming. Been waiting all week for you to come by.
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
Internet Guy: No problem, my schedule has been all backed up. So, where's the computer.
Guy A: Well, here it is.
Internet Guy: (Begins to search up porn, and remove pants) Well here we go.
Guy A: Oh, yeah. You are the best Internet guy, I had... <3
by TheRealOneRootBeer September 12, 2017
Internet local: someone who uses stan twitter language unironically, blindly follows trends on the internet, listen to "indie music" (Billie Ellish, Rex Orange County, Clairo, Mac Demarco), most likely watches Shane Dawson, Emma Chamberlain, or David Dobrik, shops at the thrift store, Unif, Urban Outfitters, wears an outfit consisting of: a thrifted windbreaker, mom jeans, one or more scrunchies, and a dad cap, and only takes Instagram photos for the "aesthetic".
Normal person: “H-“
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
Internet local : “You should listen to Billie Ellish sHe'S sO uNDeRaTeD”
Internet local:“Have you watch the new Shane Dawson docu-series? It had me SHOOK!”
Internet local: “I edit my by pictures on Instagram by using my vintage polaroid camera. It looks way more retro and 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬”
Internet local: “ugh tea”
Internet local: “Did I tell you that you should listen to to Billie Ellish?”
Internet local: “iM nOt LiKe OtHeR giRLs!”
by catherinegrace1 January 16, 2019
When you turn off all notifications from social networks, in order to avoid spoilers from a game/movie.
by ccunit December 17, 2021
a person who keeps to themselves on the internet, rarely or never using social media, never understanding internet inside jokes, and preferring to play single player games instead of multiplayer games; the opposite of an internet extrovert
by Butterscotchyyy June 20, 2018