My sesqui-first great-cousin-pibling is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the sesqui-first great-cousin-piblingmug. My sesqui-first great-cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Hgcloziw November 23, 2019
Get the sesqui-first great-cousin-unclemug. elementary school years: hotdogs blue and bouncy... do with that what u will.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
4 elementary schools and 3 years of fresh middle school hell all preparing you for the 2 years of high school you're gonna complete before almost surely dropping out.. killing yourself... or getting pregnant during. but before an inevitable alcoholic era caused by the crushing weight of junior year, teachers gaslighting you into believing you didn't turn in that essay you pulled all nighters for, and upper class-men manipulating you into hitting a mango juul sums up your middle school experience... not to mention rumors of teacher affairs amongst other scandals... you'll be bullied, exhausted, and pressured into changing ever single thing about yourself...you'll make and lose more friends than you'll have in your entire life and join clubs and extra curriculars in hopes of social interaction, only to be met with social anxiety and an energy that reeksss of axe body spray, B.O, and desperation... the crushes you have on your 40 year old male teachers will stick with you forever... you'll never be able to get that image of yourself accidentally flashing the gymnasium out of your mind... your first kiss will be fucking atrocious...and you WILL want to die... but if i had to do it, you fucking do too.
"i went to great valley school district (2) and had to sell my entire large intestine to the mafia after i graduated.a'
by boombastia September 6, 2023
Get the great valley school district (2)mug. The mighty and beloved Quandavius ruled over Black Adam land with his crown of the six Goofies of Pringle land, he (The ruler of Black Adam land) is the rightful king and should remain on his throne FOREVER!
by The One To Trust January 8, 2023
Get the Quandavius Pringles Dingler II The Greatmug. by melmil2 July 7, 2021
Get the little lungs in a great big worldmug. in your high school years of this esteemed organization, funded by PTO freaks and lowkey wino soccer moms, you'll embark on a wonderful journey of hallway hookups, big stall seshes, the crushing reality of your personal mortality, and self discovery. widely known as "THE PHARMACY", someone you know will OD within the first week of school and post about it afterward with the jarring caption of "just another silly day"... you'll likely develop an eating disorder as if you weren't already barely choking down your shitty cafeteria lunch after looking at that hollow red arrow next to your crush's name after he begged you to "make his night ;)". you'll be balls deep in assignments WHILE being reminded to "get outside and enjoy that weather!".. they're so sweet to think of you <3 now the genre of teachers that inhabit this prison range from 'Super Sick Nasty Chill Dad/Mom Would Name Ur Kid After' to 'WILL Rip Up, Eat, and Shit Out Your Dumb Fragile Teenage Emotions"... there is no in between... tread lightly. **WARNING** the current principle of this school has the eyes of a cold dead fish and will 100% stop u in the middle of a busy hallway to make u cover ur shoulders.** it'll be a dream!...as long as you disassociate the entire time :)
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
anyway don't go here... stay safe... homeschool or go off the grid instead <3
"great valley school district (3) is the root of irreversible trauma...but that one social studies teacher was so fine." (@ great valley middle school <3)
by boombastia September 6, 2023
Get the great valley school district (3)mug. An event were 3000 tons of maple syrup was stolen from Quebec valued at $18.7 million. It's the most valuable heist in Canadian history.
by HI#2 October 1, 2019
Get the Great Canadian Maple Syrup Heistmug.