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Atheist Children Get Presents Day

Christmas; Hanukkah.

A winter celebration for non-believers where you gather together with friends and family and score some good loot off your parents.
I asked my mom to get me a new ipod for Atheist Children Get Presents Day.

You want to come over for Atheist Children Get Presents Day dinner? We're lighting the hanukkah bush!
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National Kick A JoJo Fan Day 

May 25th, a day worldwide to kick fans of the popular anime created by Hirohiko Araki, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Kick them. Kick them all.
"Bro look, there's a JoJo fan."
"Go kick him, dude. Today is National Kick A JoJo Fan Day."

National History Day 

National History Day is a contest that is held annually in which students research a historical topic pertaining to a yearly theme. Then they must do a project on it in the form of a paper, a skit, a documentary, or a posterboard thing. The winner at nationals receives 1,000 dollars.
DUDE NATIONAL HISTORY DAY SUCKS AND WILL ROB YOU OF YOUR LIFE! Especially when your partner's a frickin idiot.

I only have two primary sources!

Doris Day Parking 

If you watch old Doris Day movies, she has the most amazing parking luck and timing. Ms. Day was one of the first ladies to drive solo in movies and she had the uncanny knack of pulling up in front of the bank, butcher, office, etc. and getting the spot right in front of the door.

As such, Doris Day Parking spots are the PERFECT parking spots - mere steps to the door of any establishment. Good mojo for Doris Day Parking is said to to be acquired by singing the Doris Day version of "Que Sera Sera" as you approach the area in which you are seeking a parking spot.
I was short on time when I drove to the bank at lunch, so I sang "Que Sera Sera" the whole way. When I arrived there was Doris Day Parking; the spot was so close, three steps from my car to the door.
Doris Day Parking by DD Parking February 11, 2008

Rusev day 

Rusev day is a day celebrated everyday. Rusev day is named after wwe Bulgarian wrestler Rusev.
Tevin: You know what day it is today?
Me: ITS RUSEV DAY!!!
Rusev day by Runningchips May 5, 2018

National suck pp day 

October 14th is national suck pp day. Go suck some pp.
Hey, can i suck your pp on national suck pp day?