by Calc64 March 19, 2023

(noun) derogatory term for a lazy or inept Boss Bitch
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
A woman who looks like a Boss Bitch (BB) but has no intention of maintaining her business. A Boss Bunny (bb) relies on perception to curate the excitement needed for an initial seed round. Funds are then diverted into luxury living instead of business needs
At the beginning, a (bb) and a (BB) look similar. However, unwilling to invest the time and hard work a business needa, a (bb) is unable to maintain her business. She uses gaslighting to maintain the charade until an opportunity allows her to exit.
During decline, their partners may seek removal. This is expensive and is called the "Golden Exit" technique. Having met no initial promises, the (bb) will seek a payout of her unearned equity. Like a Viceroy butterfly mimicking a Monarch, the (bb) relies on her similarities to a (BB). Fearing mainstream "cancel culture," most will quietly pay to make the Bunny leave.
(bb) usually associate with (BB) citing "sisterhood" or "toppling the patriarchy." A reliable identification method is "body count." Both Serial Daters and Bunnies have long lists of abandoned relationships.
Natural habitats include coffee shops or luxury co-working. These provide a backdrop for edgy cleavage or inspirational IG posts.
Romantic partners of (bb) will be dragged between failing business endeavors. Since subsidization is integral to the (bb) lifestyle they seek high earners and credit scores.
Rupert Murdoch: Have you invested in Theranos? Elizabeth Holmes looks like she's the real deal!
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
Warren Buffett: No, she's a Boss Bunny who is giving board seats to big names over industry experts. This is clearly a farce.
*based on true events
Brayden: Did you see Ashleigh's new startup on IG? She's been at my coffee shop every day this week working on her new laptop.
Jayden: She's a Boss Bunny... Remember when she was in the pyramid scheme three months ago, or that reverse pyramid scheme six months ago, or when she was selling cosmetics last year?
by SpecsAndDecks January 19, 2022

When someone who has consumed very little media relates every piece of media new to them to back to one of the few reference points they are familiar with.
Based on a tweet from twitter use @afraidofwasp
"Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of "Boss Baby" vibes from this"
Based on a tweet from twitter use @afraidofwasp
"Guy who has only seen The Boss Baby, watching his second movie: Getting a lot of "Boss Baby" vibes from this"
Person 1: So in the game you can use your powers to pick stuff up and throw it with your mind!
Person 2: OH! so just like a Jedi?
Person 1: You have got to stop boss babying this dude, it's nothing like Star wars
Person 2: OH! so just like a Jedi?
Person 1: You have got to stop boss babying this dude, it's nothing like Star wars
by Glorthiar July 16, 2025

A true legend, mans can make money by holding his hand out, and his school friends will even give him their lunch.
by Boss beggar enjoyer October 30, 2021

Edging is boss hog as fuck!
Do you even push boss hog bro?
Hot sauce is so boss hog. Bro it’s boss hog as fuck!
Do you even push boss hog bro?
Hot sauce is so boss hog. Bro it’s boss hog as fuck!
by Mr. Hooneynana February 21, 2022

by Salamander Marie September 27, 2020

The narcissist asswipe you must put up with to put food on your table so your wife doesn't leave you. Demands the world from their employees, yet they put in minimal to no actual work in their own positions. Can be found grazing on fast food in their office like beasts in the wild when they're not yelling at some poor 20 something kid for being a mere minute late.
by A Human Male May 26, 2025
