Bloody Eel

When a woman with adequate red lipstick leaves residue of her makeup on a dick.

"Dat bitch had so much red lipstick she gave me a Bloody Eel"

by anonymous December 7, 2021

Bloody hell!

Ron Weasley's go-to catchphrase

Hermione: Beats the shit out of someone

Ron: Bloody hell!

by Pikavee the non binary dirtbag April 16, 2020

Bloody Blowy

When a girl saves her period blood puts it in her mouth and you give her a blow job.

Jennifer came over this week and we tried the bloody blowy.

by Liam Uchiha March 1, 2021

Bloody hooker

Bloody hookers are tasty shots….basically a kamikaze shot with a squirt or two of Tabasco. Who doesn’t love a bloody hooker?!

Man, that bloody hooker sure was tasty! Let’s have another.

by spankyho July 9, 2021

Bloody!

Bloody!. He's very based and wavy nicknames such as Taisiegel, Biggaveli, Tainukem, Bloodyflocka, Osama, Don Juan,

Bloody!

by Bloody! January 18, 2021

Bloody eagle

A Viking execution where a guy got his lungs pulled out his back, and if he made any noise or screamed in agony, he didn't make it to Valhalla.

The first guy took his bloody eagle like a man, the crowd didn't hear a peep out of him, but the second guy shit all over the place and wouldn't stop screaming. They illustrated that he died a coward on his runestone, so that future generations of his family would curse his name and call him a bitch in their language.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

Bloody Mary

When a girl is on her period, she takes a tampon and saturates it with a classy Vodka, then proceeds to insert it into her vaginal cavity. Once in, garnish the butthole by inserting an asparagus spear, a pickle, or a celery stick and your choice of meat into the butthole.

My girlfriend was on her period, so I suggested trying the Bloody Mary and she was kinky enough to give it a go.

by The Rogue Medic May 8, 2023