A STAT girl is the woman who thrives on the magical power of statutory holidays—it's her elixir.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
While others burn PTO for week-long escapes, the STAT girl knows the true secret to happiness: a three-day weekend.
In only 72 hours, she transforms from an exhausted, red-eyed corporate grind betch to living her best life—rested, motivated, and as energizing as her every morning overpriced soy latte.
STAT Girls have perfected the art of turning a mere long weekend into a personal renaissance. They embody balance: work hard Tuesday to Friday.
STAT Girls love — (em dashes) and Moo Deng. STAT Girls don't do anything just for "the plot".
A STAT girl doesn’t fear the return of Tuesday; she greets it, waving with freshly manicured nails, bright-eyed motivation, and an at-home tooth whitening kit sparkling smile.
She's not a regular girl, she's a STAT girl.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
BRATs are out, STATs are in.
A STAT girl doesn’t need to 'find herself' in Bali; she found herself halfway through a heart burn rendering bottle of white wine she claims to never drink again on a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
STAT girls are proof that the corporate grind hasn’t crushed all of our spirits, as long as there's a perfectly timed statutory holiday.
She's not taking vacation. She's in her STAT Girl Era.
by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan December 13, 2024
Get the STAT Girlmug. Big girl syndrome is when a female asserts their dominance by bullying, physical altercations or talking over others as an attempt to win an argument or debate.
As I walked to the soccer field to go to practice, I unfortunately saw Michelle with the rest of the team waiting to start. She totally has big girl syndrome because she plays so dirty on the field and loves to start fights with everyone.
by Silverfishies July 31, 2022
Get the Big girl syndromemug. They are usually very friendly but a little shy at first, love movies and prefere a quite evening over a crazy one... Mess with her but not with her friends...She is very family driven! They are also very funny and good to to go to music concert with
by Giselle23345 July 11, 2020
Get the Denver girlmug. vsco girl: "sksskskskskks and i oop almost dropped my hydroflasksksksksksk"
normal person: oh she a vsco girl
vsco girl: sksksk anyways save the turtles
normal person: oh she a vsco girl
vsco girl: sksksk anyways save the turtles
by lmao 123 September 8, 2019
Get the vsco girlmug. A girl who thinks that she is "Not like other girls," because she hangs out with guys and quote, "Does't do girly things." unquote. The truth is they are just annoying.
Pm:I'm not like other girls, I don't wear makeup, and I hang out with the guys!
Everyone: Have you heard of pick-me girls?
Pm: No...
Everyone: Have you heard of pick-me girls?
Pm: No...
by damian_brown_1victoryroyale February 24, 2022
Get the Pick-Me Girlmug. by dooodoopeepeepoopoo July 21, 2022
Get the Girl Best Friend Day!mug. This type of person will probably be caught making out with your best friend and trying to convince her to date 10 minutes after meeting at the local shitty bar on a Monday night consquently after telling another one of your pals she likes them and wants to be with them. she'll probably tell you she loves you even while you're in a relationship. as well, she might harass your stright roommate about her sexuality. she will most likely will be wearing a backwards hat, and other lesbian apparel. she's pretty cool until she fucks around with everybody in a 10 mile radius AND lies about it.
oh my gosh Bailey is such a fuck girl we can't take her anywhere without her trying to fuck everyone and their mother! (literally)
by notafuckgirl August 30, 2016
Get the fuck girlmug.