get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot

Someone who is so physically attractive that you would literally have sex with them on the floor....or in a closet....or basically anywhere else.

A:"OMG, have you seen jack's brother? He's so cute!!"
B:"Cute like little kid cute or cute like hot..."
A:"More like get-on-the-floor-take-off-your-pants hot"
B:"Damn."

by cheyenne hunter April 2, 2008

OH, SPEAK TO ME OL' TOOTHLESS WONDER. YOUR VOICE HAS CHANGED, BUT YOUR BREATH STILL SMELLS THE SAME.

what you say to somebody who has just flatulated.

by weave March 26, 2003

lemme shizzle yur tizzle & fizzle your pizzle

let me suck your titties and fuck your pussy.

by Anonymous August 10, 2003

Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids

A really provoking meme

Dude have you seen that meme?
“Our eggs are fresher than your neighbors kids” that’s wack

by ...eggness August 19, 2018

national ask your crush out day 2

national ask your crush out day november 22

national ask your crush out day 2- edward you know what today is national ask your crush out day!

by You ask out November 22, 2019

I want to put some dirt in your eye

peter park wants to put some dirt in your eye.
The only reason why he wants to put dirt in your eye is because there needs to be a spiderman 4.

Bob- I gonna reboot Spiderman
Peter park- I want to put some dirt in your eye.

by Thatgaiguy October 1, 2020

tell your crush you like them day

the day when you have to tell your crush you like them.. or at least talk to them or make them smile.

do it.. she/he probably likes you too ;)

Ryan: i kinda like this girl but im scared to tell her... i don’t know

Dave: Tell her, it’s 26 November - the tell your crush you like them day, she’ll be happy i promise. And i think she likes you back

by Josh Jordan Brown November 25, 2019