National eat your moms pussy day

The 12th of may is!

The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs

Mom…
Yes sweetie

Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day

by Ilovemymilfmom May 12, 2023

I want to get stuck up your butthole

This means you like someone. Duh.

Oh Lisa, you are so fucking fine. I want to get stuck up your butthole.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 9, 2020

wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

wagwan = whats up
piffting = hottie (girl)
bbm = black berry messenger

so back in the days when blackberries still were a thing you had to get a code to DM someone. so this is actually just a really special way to say: whats up girl lemme get your number.

ayy yoo wagwan piffting lemme get your bbm pin

by S0muchM3NY April 12, 2017

sussy baka uwu your so sussy uwuwuuwuwu

its when you call someone a sussy in amogus or in real life

your such a sussy baka uwu your so sussy uwuwuuwuwu

by Name here: December 30, 2021

national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day

today u need to show ur girlfriend that u love her with all ur heart and you’ll never leave her by giving her a hoodie/ sweatshirt

boy: HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??

girl: IDK WHAT DAY IS IT

boy: today is national give your GORGEOUS girlfriend a hoodie day *hands her hoodie*

by hammmmmmnmmm March 10, 2021

National give a guy your left sock day

It is on December 3rd it’s when you give a guy your left sock that you are wearing

On National give a guy your left sock day you you give a guy your left sock

by Smoothking October 20, 2020

National don't slap your boyfriends ass day

March 12th is the official day where you can NOT slap your boyfriends ass.

*girlfriend slaps ass* "Hey, you can't do that, its National don't slap your boyfriends ass day!" *knocks girlfriend out*

by YupThatsAThot March 12, 2021