show them the quilt

an excuse to fuck someone in private.

“hey mom i’m gonna show them the quilt”
“alright have fun honey”

by warmgarlic13 November 28, 2020

Late late show

If you’re reading this... Tell james corden to kidnap one direction :)) PLEASE I need one direction

James, Can you kidnap one direction? Please. Send it to the late late show’s social media ;)

by onedirection.xoxo November 5, 2020

Showing Sea Cucumber

When a transgender woman accidentally shows off her crotch while wearing a dress or skirt

“I was viewing the cityscape when I noticed I was showing sea cucumber to the whole world.”

by BossBalalaika June 29, 2021

Texas Show Stopper

Desperately needing to shit but finding oneself constipated.

I was on the shitter for 2 hours trying to bust through this Texas show stopper.

by Dick Onchin July 17, 2022

Vesuvius Fishodor Show

A sex show where someone diarrheas into someone elses butt-hole a foul fish-smelling log, and then they poop it back into their butt-hole, with the same soggy log. Forever.

When Joe couldn't pay rent, he talked Ben into doing a Vesuvius Fishodor Show as payment to his landlord.

by the firm handshake September 10, 2016

The luis Shannon show

A not racist person who is the best youtuber ever and snowflakes are stinky nonces

The luis Shannon show is a top shagger and not racist

by Boris shnelevlickock December 27, 2020

cosby show and chill

To drug and rape a woman while watching the cosby show.

Hey baby, wanna Cosby Show and Chill?

by Whydoesmybutthurt April 20, 2016