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California Reschedule

When people (mainly from California, especially in the entertainment industry) set up a meeting with you, but they don't actually want to meet with you, so they keep rescheduling at the last minute until you go away so they can pretend they're not scum when you eventually give up after the 300th reschedule.
Guy 1: Aw shit I have to meet this guy that I scheduled a meeting with but I don't wanna! I'll just give him the California Reschedule until he fucks off!

Guy 2: Wow you're a fucking asshole why did you even schedule it in the first place

Guy 1: How am I the asshole when he's the one who will eventually get the hint that I'm never going to meet with him and he tells me no thanks? He's the asshole!
by Captain Hypoc October 26, 2022
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the california

It's the sexual position where someone pays you to take off handcuffs, you bend over standing up and say "thank you" for the absolute fucking you're about to get... You take the Congress of the cow style fuck you deserve and *IMPORTANTLY* still bent over standing up... You get your head pushed between your legs to kiss your ass goodbye
"Hey Patrick, why are you so pissed"
"Jerry's been givin' me the California for close to five decades"
by 4KLFTRX December 21, 2020
mugGet the the californiamug.

California girls

They are unforgettable, daisy dukes bikinis on top, sun kissed skin so hot it will melt your popsicle.
They are undeniable, fine, fresh, fierce, they have it on lock, they represent the west coast, now put your hands up.
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California

by KimJongJuul January 4, 2024
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California Vacuum Cleaner

A sex position where a Male is riding another male reverse cowgirl style, but the bottom male is bent forward and sucking on the top males penis as it is coming up and down
Yo! Wanna do a California vacuum cleaner at my place tonight?
by 3/4TonForYaMomma May 28, 2025
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California Sprinkler

When two or more people are having an online chat and one of party members involved takes his/her wireless headset into the bathroom and does not mute the mic so the rest of his party can hear him/her take a piss.
The California sprinkler was so loud that I could almost smell the asparagus .
by Ham Theif January 31, 2019
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California quicky

by Oz_80 July 23, 2017
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