Squirrel In A Ham

"Squirrel in a Ham" is the practice of inserting ones genitals inside of an overweight trans racial person while listening to the song "Brandon" by Motley Crue from the critically acclaimed 1997 Masterpiece "Generation Swine"

Dude I'm really itching to put my squirrel in a ham. I love you. I love her.
She is your mom.

by Nellyburger March 30, 2023

Squirrel

Someone who is overly hyper or excited. They may have way more energy than their friends and it can be annoying

Friend 1: *starts running around in circles out of nowhere*
Friend 2: jeez you’re such a squirrel

by thatbword February 26, 2020

zombie squirrel

A brainless definition that your dad uses to describe your harry armpits

Typical an old guy named Eugene says stupid shit like this.

Hey son what's show me your zombie squirrel

by Gene double hockey sticks September 22, 2020

fluffy squirrel

A mans hairy ball that is sticking outside of his Speedo swimsuit.

Look at that fluffy squirrel!

by Twitchytazz March 30, 2019

painted my squirrel

To identify problems, issues, and challenges in your life or business.

I painted my squirrel, got my shit in order and grew my revenue by 20 percent.

by Mainemom February 4, 2020

Squirrel Face

A squirrel face is someone with bushy eyebrows

Look it's that bitch squirrel face again! Such a miserable thing..

by _n_i_n_j_a October 20, 2018

Squirrel

Someone just trying to catch a nut. Generally a homosexual.

Mmmhm look at that squirrel sashay down the street.

by Melvin S. March 1, 2017