How To Never Stop Being Sad

A song by Dandelion Hands. A step by step guide on how to achieve eternal sadness and selflessness.

-Try always putting yourself down by reminding yourself that it’s always your fault and that you’re the problem not them.
- Desolate yourself from others any time you have a chance to.
-Always remind yourself that you did this to yourself and not them.

-Lose interest in the things you love
-Drown yourself in rum. Steal it if you have to.
-Fantasize a love you’ll never have
-Think about the love that you lost because of the demon that you are.

“He gave us a step by step guide on how to never stop being sad.”

I hate myself.

by coneyislandcottencandh September 30, 2025

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by AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA but cooler November 26, 2020

Sad App Syndrome

When you are watching your app load for so long, you forget to blink and tears form in your eyes because of the lack of liquid.

John: "Aw shit this app is never going to load"
Fred: "Man how long you been watching that damn app?"
John: "I don't know"
Fred: "Well it's obviously been awhile cuz you got Sad App Syndrome"

by iLikeEatingApple March 1, 2013

Sad

Shockingly average dick

They admitted to having a sad.

by Musings of Muse October 29, 2022

Sad-gry

The state of being sad and angry at the same time. Created by Bellamena.

He was very sad-gry after the fight with his best friend.

by Evlovespi August 28, 2022

Sadness

Anything making you feel down about yourself, or others. Also making it seem like you want to cry.

"I am about to cry"
(Sadness)

by Myguy01/07/09 April 16, 2021

Sadness Hangover

The way you feel after a night of heavily crying. Typically with a headache, upset stomach, potentially the runs. Seems to be felt most prominent in the front of your head and the back of your eyes but can extend to your entire head and sometimes even the back of the neck. Mild cases are generally relieved by a nap whereas more severe cases may require some time to resolve. Warm baths, good music and lots of hydration may also help.

The day after grandma's funeral I had such a bad sadness hangover I could barely look at my phone screen because the light hurt my head so bad.

by Strawberry Amethyst August 27, 2022