sad tortilla

Doing too much Juarez cocaine and not being able to get it up.

I've been in Tijuana all night doing blow and decided to get a couple hookers, but all I have now is a sad tortilla.

by JJJonesy January 14, 2018

Sad Kay

like your sad but your okay with it like it's just life man you are struggling but it's okay.

man 1: You okay man?
man 2: yeah I'm just sad kay, its chill.
man 1: oh okay cool.

by Im the real Jerry September 5, 2017

Sad Spank

Sad Spank; The act of preforming self-materbation whilst crying, and utilizing the shed tears as a form of lubrication.

Todd~ " Has anybody seen Adam in the past hour?"

Kevin~ " Yeah, I saw him go off to his truck a few minutes ago, must be having a rough day."

Todd~ " Oh, gotchya. He should just rip off a few sad spanks and he will be fine."

by The Red Shit April 19, 2018

sad break

Taking a break from an assignment because your simply too sad to continue at that point of time. This results in a "sad break" where you may just cry for 20 minutes, lay there in a big blanket and eat chocolate, watch cat videos on YouTube or all of the above. What you do during your sad break is up to you.

"Hey man, are you okay?"

"Yeah man, just taking a sad break before I start the next paragraph"

by Oh uhm Greg? October 2, 2017

Sadness Junkie

Someone who somehow manages to be affected and sad about every single awful event that the media hurls at us.

Another celebrity died and all the sadness junkies are out in full effect.

by Riot Craig October 4, 2017

sad nibba hours

Almost any time in the day when a NIGGA, feels sad. Normally about 12am.

-"Dude, im in SAD NIBBA HOURS, my girlfriend left me" :(
-"Shit thats sad, ACTIVATE SAD NIBBA HOURS".

by MemeBOIiiiiiiii October 16, 2017

Sad

Small Asian Dick

SAD (small Asian dick) is seen as the cause for autistic rage on the internet is an Asian male dealing with having SAD (small Asian dick). Commonly manifests by harassing Asian women in interracial relationships.

by PersephoneG June 24, 2017