This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.
"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'
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"Hey Kathy, how are you doing today?"
"I'm not alright, my adopted son has Sweaty Palm Syndrome"
"Must be a Sad Kathy"
"I'm not alright, my adopted son has Sweaty Palm Syndrome"
"Must be a Sad Kathy"
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Get the Sad mug.An acronym coined by business comedian Corporate Bro (@corporate.bro) to mean Sales Are Dope Never Ever Stop Selling. Its the modern day version of ABC (always be closing).
Sales reps live the SADNESS life.
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Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
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Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
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Person 1: "Yo I just got hung up on for the 8th time today"
Person 2: "SADNESS life, bro.
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Person 1: "Just ran into one of my prospects at the grocery store."
Person 2: "Did you try to pitch him?"
Person 1: "Duh, bro, SADNESS."
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Dude 1: "Hey man, I see your still subscribed to Very-Sad Goldfish. Can I ask why?"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
Dude 2: " I HONESTLY DON'T FUCKING KNOW WHY! I TOLD YOU THAT LAST WEEK!"
by Someone_Named_Joshua November 2, 2020
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Sometimes it is needed
Sometimes it is awful
Sadness can cover someone's light and leave them in the darkness
Sadness can be the emotion you feel after feeling numb inside
People see sadness as a down side to life but everyone feels it. It's normal to feel it.
You are your one person. Some people are more emotional than others.
Don't let the sadness take over and if you have let someone be the light.
Sometimes it is needed
Sometimes it is awful
Sadness can cover someone's light and leave them in the darkness
Sadness can be the emotion you feel after feeling numb inside
People see sadness as a down side to life but everyone feels it. It's normal to feel it.
You are your one person. Some people are more emotional than others.
Don't let the sadness take over and if you have let someone be the light.
"i was sad yesterday, it felt great to let that emotion being expressed"
"I can feel the sadness taking over"
"I can feel the sadness taking over"
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