when push comes to shove 

At a point when, or if, all else has been taken into account and matters must be confronted, one way or another.

“We extol the virtues of motherhood and bestow praise on the self-sacrificing homemaker but when push comes to shove, we give her little recognition for what she does” (Los Angeles Times).

when push comes to shove by Dude89 May 30, 2006

Comeback 

When a well known artist, player, entertainer comes back after a long wait with something truly amazing.

Someone: When is EXO having their comeback?

Me: ha. hahHAHAHHAHHHAHAHEHEHAHAHUAHEHAHAHAHEHH

Comeback by nitaotao May 12, 2013

Myspace Comeback 

Deleting your old Myspace, making a brand new one with brand spankin' new pictures that are totally rad and adding a REALLY good song and a cool layout and only adding the people you actually know and stuff...usually takes about a month maybe more to make.

-"Did you hear about Nando's Myspace Comeback?!"
-"Hell yeah I did, I can't wait he's so hott!"

Myspace Comeback by DGAFPANDO November 19, 2006

comeditarian

George Carlin; A entertainer who uses various physical or verbal means to promote human welfare and social reform; Someone who publically jokes about not giving a shit, but really does, and secretly hopes that thier jokes make a difference.

Comedian: Eddie Murphy, Bill Cosby, Rodney Dangerfield, Mitch Hedberg, David Cross, Dane Cook, Sarah Silverman, and Jerry Sienfeld. Were and are comedians

Comeditarian: Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, Jon Stewart, Lenny Bruce, Dave Chapelle, Bill Maher, Lewis Black, and George Carlin. Were and are comeditarians

comeditarian by Joshua Perez June 27, 2008

comedication 

comedication is the act of communicating through the art of comedy.

That Andy sure can't have a normal conversation. I think he suffers from comedication. He always has to throw in a stupid joke just to answer a simple question.

Q: Andy, do you know what time it is?

A: Yeah, it's half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls. No, it's really 9:45 am.

comedication by Mitchell man September 23, 2009

Comedy 

A way to hide depression

Comedy is how I cope.

Comedy by Laminar_Flow June 30, 2020

Sesame Street Comedy 

A comedy that isn't really a comedy but is in fact there to teach a life lesson or something stupid like that.

Franco: Hey Jimmy did you see "I love you Man"?

Jimmy: Yeah, it sucked. It was a little funny but was mostly a Sesame Street Comedy. I learned about love and life and almost vomited.

Sesame Street Comedy by Franco55 March 29, 2009