Ashley

The funnest among the human race.

Man, I wish Ashley were here; she’s the funnest.

by Basically Ashley March 31, 2022

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Ashley Garcia

Ashley, yopu are very cool and awesome, and pretty. Yeah so basically i thought you were cool so i became friends with you and yeah now we are like friends uh huh and very thankful tp be your friend.

hey Ashley Garcia

by Mori aka @.ranpokinnie on tt April 8, 2022

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Ashley Dixon

When a man twerks his ass upon a lady's ass while she is lying face down to get her off.

The Ashley Dixon was discovered when I started twerking on a bbw lady to "turn down for what" as a joke, then when a moan came out, I stopped, looked at my buddy and shrugged, then kept going till she screamed.

by Major Measure April 9, 2022

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Ashley's believe that if you don't get married you can't have premarital sex therefore you can have as much sex as you want and not go to hell for it. But she is NOT a slut. She has high standards. For example, she has a list of qualities you have to meet before she will hook up with you. Unless you are a lumberjack, in that case you can plow her in the back of her car until she has a pressure sore.

Person 1: "Hi, Ashley, will you help me?"
Ashley: "You do not have the qualities I am looking for. Bye"

Ashley: "Ow. My pressure sore hurts."

Ashley: "My lumberjack left me on read for 12 hours..."

Best friend: "How is your pressure sore?"
Ashley: "It hurts."
Best friend: "Good thing you lay a blanket down now!"
Ashley: "YAS"

Ashley: *sucks dick* *pukes* (only twice though) ((on best friend))

by anonymous. but definitel not a November 10, 2021

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