A “club zombie” is very similar to a “club rat,” however a zombie is unable to function in the normal world, and feels at peace when sweating in a dingy club. A club zombie is physically unable enjoy a “night in” and frequents clubs on weekdays and all recognized holidays. A club zombie most likely knows all of the words to “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston and keeps their “promoter” on retainer.
by Rodrick lover July 27, 2023
Get the Club Zombiemug. Teenager: -blasts "It Never Ends" by Bring Me The Horizon-
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
Mother: Are you listening to Zombie Death Music again?!?
Teenager: No...
by KupcakeNinja September 10, 2010
Get the Zombie Death Musicmug. A person who is a bluff, or faked out on the event that was supposed to take place but either never joined in, or never showed up in the first place.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
A person who has very strict parents and is never allowed to do anything with their lives until they become a certain age.
Alicia- I think i'll ask a Alexa to come to my party this weekend.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
Greg- Dont bother, her parents wouldnt dare let her... She's such a zombie anyway.
by LexiLove<333 May 30, 2011
Get the Zombiemug. every December 14 is national zombie day, whenever it arrives you gotta use zombie pfp and dress yourself as him
Guy 1: hey bro wassup
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
Guy 2: hey, did you know today is national zombie day?
Guy 1: WHAT FR??
Guy 2: yeah bro
Guy 1: LEMME BUY THE SPY CAP RN
by trollerspy December 14, 2021
Get the national zombie daymug. by Yeab01 October 26, 2020
Get the Zombie spidermug. Bro: "Man, it's getting hot. I gotta find me some shade".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
Sis: "Dude, you are such a shade zombie.... Shaaaade, shaaaade. There's some over there".
by mcbell December 9, 2012
Get the Shade Zombiemug. Whilst receiving head the guy pulls out at the last moment and shoots his load in his partners eyes. This temporary blinding will cause the partner to close there eyes, groan and put there arms out in front of them feeling around giving the impression of being a Zombie.
A) “Your Mrs looks like she has sore eyes.”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
B) “Yes, I gave her a zombie after she sucked me off in the gents toilet. Now she is a bit pissed off with me.”
A) “Sometimes love hurts. Pint?”
by PieEater293 June 5, 2019
Get the Zombiemug.