twat swatter

Female version of a cock blocker, as coined by Dean Cook.

Cindy: "Hey, did you hook up with that hot guy from the bar last night?"

Suzie: "No! Lisa's bitch-ass blocked me. She's such a twat swatter!"

by shellyblack May 18, 2009

Twat Swater

When a guy blocks a guy from having sex they are called a cock blocker but when a girl blocks/ stops another girl from having sex they are called a twat swater.

Shauna: Hey heard you finally got into Tristans pants last night, Congrats!

Kayla: Almost but Lexy came in totally wasted and totally ruined it. She's such a twat swater!

Shauna: Bummer!

Kayla: Yeah

by K-Katastrophe January 10, 2011

Twitty-twat

A butchy, young-adult female that many people like to consider a heshe. She is rather large in size, and likes to wear tight bright pastel-colored pants that don't flatter her figure and make some people gag at the site. Can be seen, initially, as outgoing but after meeting her, most people quickly find her very annoying and try to avoid her at all cost. She often likes to be characterized as impulsively spontaneous, but most people consider her brainless and indecisive instead. She tends to act like an immature virgin, and is a one beer queer. Ultimately, a twitty-twat is considered very undesirable to males and females, alike. She also possesses many attributes like that of a twitty.

The twitty-twat wants to go to Las Vegas to start her career in prostitution.

Are you sure that twitty-twat is a female? Because she looks like an wretchedly ugly man to me.

by Ataxelationabley April 10, 2011

Twat swat

when one girl does not allow another girl to get laid. (Feminime form of cock-block.)

I tried to sex Jill but Janice was being a twat swat.

by DSRC November 20, 2009

Twat Walloper

Someone who you dislike, such as a douchebag. Good for any comeback.

Douchebag: Oh man, I'm so good I am surronded by hot chicks.
Normal human: Shut up twat walloper.

by Flash Magee November 15, 2009

Twat Gun

When a person's index and middle fingers are pointed outward, the thumb raised and the rest of the hand is balled into a fist, and the index and middle fingers are inserted into a vagina, it is known as a Twat Gun.

He formed his hand in the shape of a twat gun and inserted his fingers into her pussy.

by Dregyn August 15, 2011

Sack of twat

A chick with a hot minge.

Woah, that bitch over there I've heard about her sack of twat!

by FlossiB February 19, 2009