Rip Van Winkle

While camping, when a friend falls asleep and you cum on their eyes so in the morning their eyes are dried shut. Hence the idea of being asleep for 100 years in the woods.

While we were camping last weekend, I gave jon a rip van winkle

by chadmuska25 March 27, 2009

Rip Van Winkle

this is rhyming slang for tinkle} A.K.A. to give someone a call.

Sometimes shortened to "Rip Van "

"Alright mate, i'll give you a Rip Van Winkle later on tonight."

by Bud Mizzleroy September 19, 2005

Rip 'n' Dip

To "rip" open a zip-lock bag full of weed and "dip" your hand in.

"Man, I got some dank ass bud today. Time to rip 'n' dip."

by roti_bread May 16, 2015

rip a hot one

the art of taking a shot of booze

cochran you fat fucker, get over here and rip a hot one with me

by poopbandit#2 April 14, 2007

Rip Van Winkled

To awake and find a female's extremely hairy vagina over your face.

"I just got Rip Van Winkled last night, and I still have hair in my teeth!"

by Thumper168 December 02, 2009

ripped a new asshole

the act of receiving a larger orifice next to the original rectum through the process of raging ripping.

Person 1: Hey, how'd you like the book I lent you?

Person 2: I really liked the part when Satan came up to you and ripped a new asshole.

Person 1: Oh yeah. That was my favorite part as well.

by LickNeandro December 21, 2011

True Bong Rips

Smoking from a bong, in which you take consecutive hits with the best weed in town. Originated in New Paltz

Bro, all we do is True Bong Rips. We are like BR after BR after BR forever.

by Notkanyewest August 18, 2009