Sam Catchpole

A very sly irish self proclaimed smartass that rubs his HisToRY kNowLeDgE in your face. He is always goin about and stealing your EPIC builds on minecraft even when you tell him not too. He likes to lurk in the playground looking for little girls he can try to lure into the back of his van with facts (this could potentially explain why he hasn't kidnapped someone)

Random guy: Hey watch out for the Sam catchpole in the playground
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole

by Salty minecraft Player February 8, 2019

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Sam Gskrafdie

(Gskrafdie: skraf-die)
An introvert trying to survive the society through sarcasm and dank humour. Memes are the only thing in between this meme lord and suicide.

Sam Gskrafdie loves to share memes with people but from a distance.

by sexxxybeast999 April 24, 2019

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is sam sad

yes he is

summer: sam you don’t get pussy
sam: i’m sad but i’m not going to tell her
so is sam sad
yes
yes he is

by summerisrllycoolman September 3, 2019

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Sam Christiano

Senor Hacherl’s biggest fan

Sam Christiano and senor Hacherl had a play date

by Bob landed on mars December 13, 2018

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Blonde Sam

Blonde Sam is a guy or girl named Sam that happens to be blonde. Lets be honest he or she is probably gay and they are big nerds.

OMG BLONDE SAM WAS LOOKING AT ME TODAY ...WOW SO GAY

by JJTHEPANDA December 20, 2018

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sam and allen

7-11, the "convenient" store!

once, probably on a construction site, a mush mouth guy spoke to me in a slurred (possibly drunken ?) drawl

"if you go to the SAM and ALLEN, would you git me a shit sammich ??" - i promptly 'filed away' this english prof's words for future use !

git your salt, sugar, beer, and cigarettes @ the SAM and ALLEN !

by michael foolsley September 11, 2023

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