Obama

1st USURPER of the United States Presidency.
FACTUAL BIRTH PLACE: Mombasa, Kenya, Africa.
FACTUAL RELIGION: Muslim.
FACTUAL NAME AFTER ADOPTION BY LOLO SOETORO: Barry Soetoro.
FACTUAL CITIZENSHIP: Indonesia.

To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

A man with the extraordinary ability to induce a primal state of paranoia and rage known as "Bluebloodhound Derangement Syndrome" upon fanatical liberals to the point where they take out their rage on Urban Dictionary by writing long winded, wildly incoherent and nonsensical definitions such as the one written by bluebloodhound, and even hacking votes on their own definition in a pathetic attempt to make extremist views appear popular, as if any minds will be changed by the spewings of some angry basement dweller on a site which everyone knows is a real imbecility of biased, erroneous information. See incoherent, rage, paranoia, bluebloodhound, nonsense, deranged.

To date Barry Soetoro has not had his name Officialy changed back to Barack H. Obama.

by THE-INTELLECTUAL July 29, 2024

Obama

A homestuck reference.

Someone: Yo Obama was elected for president!
You: Is that a homestuck reference?

by homestuckie September 12, 2023

Obama Ball

The most round of balls.

Jake: hey, Matt.
Matt: Yes?
Jake: let's worship the obama ball and have sex for the ball.
Jake & Matt in unison:LETS DO IT!

by Something In This World March 3, 2021

Obama balls

The smooth and perfect balls of the man that appears to have no surname.

i think im addicted to watching Obama balls torture vids

by Castery July 29, 2021

joe mama obama

an idiot who still uses "joe mama" jokes and rhythms the "obama" in the end

"joe mama obama wana play fortnight?"

by ilovemysussyhamster March 5, 2022

obama

the only president i care about. yet no one truly knows his last name

sean:“what’s obama’s last name ?”
anthony: “he has a last name??”

by obamaismyfather November 16, 2019

obama chair

Get this. It's Obama care, IN A CHAIR! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I has no life...

"Nice chair frank"

"Thanks! It's an obama chair!"

"wut?"._.

by YABOIIBILLBURD April 20, 2018