The only toast, the one and only. Anything you originally thought was toast... is not actually toast. The only toast is the One True Toast
Joe: "Look at my toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
Tim: "Nah m8, that isn't toast"
Joe: "What?"
Tim: "The only toast, is The One True Toast"
by The505 May 22, 2022
Get the The One True Toastmug. Emily: Toasted means getting drunk.
Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.
Everyone: no. It means getting high off your ass. Trust me it’s a peer reviewed definition on UD.
by J_C_W March 7, 2020
Get the Toastedmug. Jeff: "Bro I fucked like 20 bitches this week!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"
Jim: "Bitch, your ass must be jealous of all the shit that comes straight from your mouth."
Jack: "Damn, Jeff got mildly toasted!"
by dicklover2169 October 10, 2016
Get the mildly toastedmug. The only thing that gets me out of bed in the morning is the thought of a crispy, warm toast. How it crunches when you bite it, the way the butter melts into it and how you can literally put everything on top.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.
Toast is the one good I could and will eat every day.
by A sun November 20, 2021
Get the Toastmug. Jack: You're brain's broken.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
McD: Jack, brain's don't break. Please think .
Jack: Something I can do and you can't.
McD: I'm burnt toast.
by Bobhiggleton101 October 10, 2016
Get the Burnt Toastmug. Beckman's Whole Wheat Sour Dough bread toasted until slightly brown but still soft. Smothered in butter and a few slices of banana.
Banutter = banana butter
Banutter = banana butter
by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011
Get the Banutter Toastmug. by Iamanavocado October 25, 2019
Get the Toastmug.