February 17

The ugliest people were born on this day

Friend: when is your birthday
You: February 17th
Friend: no wonder your ugly

by I’m very ugly I was born 2/17 November 2, 2019

February 19th

On this day was born Keita Priede. The most amazing person on this planet. Go wish her a happy birthday:)

Person 1: hey it’s February 19th.
Person 2: yeah it’s Keita’s birthday day!!!!

by Joe_dada November 17, 2019

February 30th

On this unholy day the mole people will attack from below to re claim their kingdom

The mole people attacked on February 30th

by Axolotl Lord November 22, 2019

February 26th

Many tragedies occurred on February 26th throughout the years, one of the most notable ones being my birth, in 1998

Tragedy. When the feeling's gone and you can't go on because it's February 26th. It's tragedy.

by nastygrrrls October 15, 2019

February 3rd

national give ur girl ur hoodie day ❤️

her: can i have ur hoodie?
him: why
her: bc it’s February 3rd!

by lolidkteehee1113 February 2, 2020

February 14

long story short: the Bismark's birthday / the day of it's launch

Greg: "hey, it's February 14, you know what that means?"
Obadiah: "happy birthday Bismark"
Greg: "o yea"

by Dattroll201 February 19, 2020

February 21st

February 21st, also known as punch-a-Preston day. Only February 21st of every year, a Preston can get punched as much or as hard as anyone can, without consequences.

Dude, did you hear it’s national punch-a-Preston day!
Yeah man, February 21st is gonna be lit!

I’m gonna rock Preston’s world with these fists bro!

by Johhny Long Rockets February 20, 2020