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Seize her holy lands

The act of fucking her in the holy land. Otherwise known as that dank pussy.
What is on your agenda today?
I am about to seize her holy lands
by Thundercuntblaster October 25, 2016
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No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.
“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”
by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021
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Horrible landing

A landing over 260 FPM in a aircraft. Where the landing gear hit's the ground hard and the nose landing gear comes down fast
Ohh god Qantas Flight 67 Just did a Horrible Landing
by Just a Fellow Sim Pilot October 31, 2022
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That Plane Has to Land Sometime

The unaffordable expenses that occur after one arrives at a destination.
A wedding is being planned and the high a maintenance bride who is a stewardess and is reasoning with everyone that she wants the wedding to be in Hawaii. She explains that she can get very low cost flight tickets for everyone. Many in the two families want to go but are not that well off. Someone says "yes, but that plane has to land sometime." That means that the low cost flight tickets are appreciated but the huge expenses start once the plane has landed like taxi cabs or limos, motel rooms in Hawaii, tipping skycaps, cabs, luggage handlers, buying drinks at a renowned resort where prices are inflated, thus the idea of low cost flight tickets is irrelevant.

"That Plane" is a bit of a take on "those plans."
by telltale August 31, 2013
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Land Grab

The process of taking credit for projects and/or creating new projects in a company that is on the brink of lay offs to make sure your boss knows you are not dispensible.
Sandra knew she was on the chopping block for the next round of layoffs so she started land grabbing to create a perception of a full workload.
by 123jess123 December 20, 2008
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Land Duck

Tom the Roadman: Oi look there's a few land ducks here man. Let's eat them bro.
Josh: Um let's not, you're not that desperate.
Tom: Fuck you fam yeah, I will chef you fam if you don't yeah man.
Josh *Runs away*
by Juabetskoya January 8, 2022
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i work on the land

by Farmer……….sheep June 21, 2021
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