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Jeremy...why are you such a fuckass shithead fucker on a Tuesday

by Hi I'm bill May 13, 2018

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fucking mug, because you don't have a

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Alright, if you are bored, here goes nothing.

get out pls im begging u plsssssss
just get out its completely boring u dont need it

seriously? get out.

Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna turn- Okay fine, you can just read everything :(

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There's nothing left..

You always try to find secrets- Okay now I am serious there is nothing left.

by PignnyeStonk17 February 8, 2022

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fucking a joint

Verb - to burn the entire length of a joint in one hit, or lgihting it on fire and inhaling everything.

"DUDE! you where just fucking a joint"
"Dont ever fuck my joints again kid"

by Jackson73 March 15, 2009

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Tiny fucked a stump

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

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Fuckin A

a term that can be used to reflect on any situations outcome, merely by changing vocal accents

(good) fuckn a - accent on the a
(bad) fuckin a - accent on the fuck
(impassive) fuckin a, B, fuckin a - quickly muttered

by Vince n Pete March 15, 2003

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Fucked By a Rusty Spoon

#1. A phrase used to describe the resent or displeasure one has to perform a task or assignment. Used to make such a task given more painful or agonizing than getting fucked by a rusty spoon.

#2. A term of excitement, surprise, or awe.

#1a. I'd rather get fucked by a rusty spoon than go out with that chick.

#1b. Mom: "Daniel, take out the trash and clean the dishes!"
Daniel: "I'd prefer getting fucked by a rusty spoon than do that!"

#2. Brianna: "I won a trip to the Bahamas!"
Will: "Well I'll be fucked by a rusty spoon, that's great!"

by reditalia593 March 14, 2010

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