Friday the 17th

O NTHSID AY OF EVEEYR MOMTNH, YO UGET TO USE INESPECT IELEMENT ON YOUR HCROMEPUTER WITOHUT GETT9NG IN TORUYBLE.

Friday the 17th

by SnaekEater99442 March 17, 2023

July 17th

If u were born this day you’re probably short...sorry just facts

Person: hey when were u born?
Person2: July 17th
Person:OHH! That’s why you’re short 😂

by 0_oofergang October 26, 2019

OCTOBER 17th

Jordans birthday

October 17th is Jordans birthday which means she is closer to dying

by jordansucato October 15, 2019

May 17th

May 17th is national give your cat a cuddle day. If you don’t have a cat go hug your friends cat. If you don’t hug a cat then it’s your loss

Person number 1: what day is it?
Person 2: may 17th 🙄
Person number 1: oh shiet I need to go hug the cat

by Lou is hazzas babie🤤 November 11, 2019

May 17th

National soapy b00b picture day

On may 17th every girl should send a male a soapy tit picture

by Aaron0848 May 17, 2022

black in the 1700's

A slave (also nbit17)

I'm not doing the laundry I'm not black in the 1700's

by Jagra99 December 9, 2012

17th base

Group sex with your parents and your parents parents.

If one or more of the participating parents is dead and
requires exhumation before participating then 17th base
becomes: 103453rd base,103454th base,103455th base,103456th base,103457th base,103458th base,103459th base,103460th base,103461st base,103462nd base,103463rd base,103464th base,103465th base,103466th base,103457th base depending on the combination exhumed and then group
fucked with.

Me: "While I was at grandma's place she suggested we spice things up a bit and move from boring old 3rd base to full on 17th base."
Friend: "Dude, isn't that pretty far out even for you?"
Me: "Yeah but at least they are all alive, you know."

by Sean the Snorf Dude August 19, 2006