One man bandwidth

When your internet can only support one solitary device.

Barnabus got really angry because he couldn’t connect multiple devices to Blues shitty one man bandwidth internet.

by Realmack August 1, 2018

Kid Man

Kid who is super hairy

You are such a Kid Man

by redrobin591 September 5, 2018

Mans

A guy you’re talking to romantically; you’re crush; the guy you like; or could be your boyfriend or soon-to-be boyfriend.

Example 1:
Girl: *smiles at phone*
Her friend: “ooooh. Are you talking to your mans again??” Heheh
Example 2: what is your mans up to tonight? You should invite him to the game!

by geeyuhh April 3, 2019

2 man league

1) In an actual fantasy version of fantasy football, a person's ongoing and delusional obsession with conversing about a league that doesn't really exist because they miss playing for real. 2) A form of fantasy football withdrawal.

John has texted about 200 times about his 2 man league with Rob since dropping out of the league.

by RD264 November 27, 2020

No man’s land

On a male body, the space between the testicles and the anus. Also known as taint.

“Wow! He has a pretty big no man’s land. It’s so stinky and vial.”

by Frootsmoothie October 5, 2021

caca man 123

eats ur caca in your sleep, and brings his friend {but cheak licker man}, but cheake licker man lick and claps ur ass in ur sleep!!

ahh its caca man 123 and but cheak licker man oh fuck i better run

by hi guys i hate carson September 8, 2021

Kian 'The Man' Hayes

Kian "The Stud" Hayes was a renowned figure in his community, known for his charm and charisma. He was a natural leader, always willing to lend a helping hand to those in need. Despite his tough exterior, Kian had a heart of gold and was beloved by all who knew him. His legacy of kindness and generosity continues to inspire others to this day.

Kian 'The Man' Hayes will peg you

by Rayner Pie Maker February 21, 2024