I think I missed an episode

| aɪ θɪŋk aɪ mɪst ən ˈɛpɪsəʊd|

A phrase often send in class but can be said anywhere which is meant to display complete confusion or misunderstanding of a topic or instruction.

Person 1: “ayo what? Guys I think I missed an episode, what’s going on?”
Person 2: “yeah you were ill last week right?”
Person 1: “yeah I did guess I kinda did miss an episode”

by British_Anon December 5, 2022

i want to kms

your obviously depressed

guy 1: i want to kms
guy 2: aww bro no.. you're depressed..

by youyermom December 5, 2022

help i can't find ideas

Idk why ur looking at this, just go to pinterest or something

please help i can't find ideas. GO TO FRICKING PINTEREST

by hiimnothere December 5, 2022

“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

I am tweaking

Going crazy over something.

(Based off of real life scenario from today when I was in history and this really hot guy took his sweatshirt off and he had a t-shirt on and his muscle were out with out him flexing, I was tweaking and twitching in my seat)

“Oh. My. God. I am fucking tweaking that guy is so hot 😫 he has muscle with out even flexing(… and a six pack😋)” therefor I am tweaking very hard!

by Cole’s left saggy ball sack🥰 December 7, 2022

i know where you live

what a person says when they know your residence.

Person 1: Hey man, how are you?!
Person 2: I know where you live.
Person 1: Where do I live then?
Person 2: 6 Curthill street

by the best pahntom December 7, 2022

i am a fard

Amogus I am fard

I am a fard was established way back in time before the bats were eaten with wings and chickens

by Person 18 December 7, 2022